Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
