Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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