So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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