Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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