We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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