The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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