The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I can text with my tongue
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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