You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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