Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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