Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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