I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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