Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
now i know why i became what i already was.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
