It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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