Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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