i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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