I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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