Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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