I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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