Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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