I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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