i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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