How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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