It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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