How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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