we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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