you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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