Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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