that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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