i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
