Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
