Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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