This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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