they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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