How'd it feel making her break her religion?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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