ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
People in love make me want to vomit
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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