Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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