Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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