But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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