am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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