Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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