Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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