It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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