So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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