"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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