if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Do plants get herpes?
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