I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
