john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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