So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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