I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Randomize
