weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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