Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
