Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Thank you for not boning my boss.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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