i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Randomize
