where am i from again
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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