brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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