question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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